Bacon Bandages $9.95
Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin and contains a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Fifteen per tin.
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 $6.95
Bacon Flavored Toothpicks $7.95
These slender sticks of wood are generously flavored with the unparalleled, drool-inducing flavor of bacon. Each 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin contains eighty toothpicks.
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 $5.95
Bacon Wallet $14.95
Put some hip into your hip pocket with one of these whimsical wallets! Each 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" (10.8 cm x 9.5 cm) faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards.
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 $12.95
Bacon Air freshener $6.95
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 $4.95
Each one measures about 4" (10.2 cm) and comes with a string for hanging.
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Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon $9.75
These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you’ll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don’t. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw. Each illustrated window box contains four 20 gram slices of strawberry flavored gummy meat sealed in a plastic bag.
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 $6.25
Bacon Placemat - set of 4 $12.95
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These 17" x 11-1/4" (43.2 cm x 28.6 cm) placemats look like they’re made of hot and sizzling strips of fried bacon. Each soft vinyl mat has an easy-clean finish so you can quickly wipe up any spills or splatters.
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Bacon Pennant $5.95
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Celebrate the power of pork with this Bacon pennant. Each 25" (63.5 cm) long pennant is made of soft felt. Removable hang tags.
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Bacon Lunch Box
$22.95
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 $19.95
This classic Dome Lunchbox is entirely covered with images of gloriously greasy strips of fried bacon. Each 9" x 6-3/4" x 4-1/4" (22.9 cm x 17.1 cm x 10.8 cm) metal container has sturdy metal fixtures and a plastic handle. Warning: may cause uncontrollable drooling.
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Bacon is Meat Candy Car Window Sticker - Black $3.95
If you want to proudly display that you believe Bacon is Meat Candy, Get this sticker and stick it in your car window.
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Bacon is Meat Candy Car Window Sticker - Red $3.95
If you want to proudly display that you believe Bacon is Meat Candy, Get this sticker and stick it in your car window.
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Bacon Pillow
$19.95
Direct from Bacon Today comes a unique, hand-made, limited production item that is a must-have for the bacon lover in your life. Bacon throw pillows! Measuring approximately 13" x 23", this soft slice of bacon is made of fuzzy red & white fleece. The outer cover even has a zipper so you can slip the inner pillow out and clean the bacon’s shell.
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Bacon Lip Balm
$2.95
Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips. Each tube is 2-1/2" (6.4 cm) long with a twist bottom dispenser.
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Bacon Wrap Gift Wrap
$7.95
Don't forget to wrap your your gift in the wrapping paper that is perfect for the pork lover in your life.
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