There’s just something about bacon, that alluring aroma of it, wonderfully wafting through the
morning air as it seductively sizzles, in the pan or on the griddle, charmingly calling “come hither,”
with a casually captivating caress of your senses, drawing you to the breakfast table. How many
thousands of us have that magnetic moment permanently etched in our memories, waking up to the
smell of bacon? If there is a greater smell on Earth, I’ve personally never come across it!
Now when it comes to bacon, you don’t want to have to deal with anything all “fancy-shmancy,” very
refined, or sophisticated. A very wise man once said: When it comes to a truly great bacon club, there’
s nothing especially elegant or “boutique” about it! We agree.
By the same token however, we also understand that the majesty of modern technology and
corporate ‘bottom line” mentality have led to a whole world full of mass processed, low grade, poor
quality product being passed off as bacon, and you most certainly don’t want to come across this
“gook” at your breakfast time. We say, save that junk for the mass-produced, “99 cent” fast food
morning meals flying out of drive-thru windows at the speed of light each day. Hey, ...so pigs really
can fly!
This means we have a very important job to fulfill here. Search the world over for the very best,
premium quality bacons, accepting only the very freshest and finest bacons that can pass our
meticulous taste tests and rigorous quality assurance standards. Only the veritable “Cream of the
Crop,” that rise to the top of our uncompromising pre-requisites will ever be considered good enough
for our valued members and be allowed to proudly be presented to the public under the label
“Coastal Vineyards Gourmet Bacon Club!
Now, it seems that some people really don’t take bacon all that very seriously, and while we can’t
possibly comprehend that concept, we have to simply accept the fact and move forward taking care of
the needs of our loyal aficionados of the product, otherwise we might merely go crazy trying to figure
that one out!
So here’s just a few examples of some of the truly superior, prime quality, mouth-watering bacons
that you’ll receive each month as a member of “our” somewhat more serious and sincere bacon club,
which is continuously growing in leaps and bounds due to our diligent dedication and consistent
commitment to complete customer satisfaction:
Click here to see just the very beginning of the amazing awesome supreme quality, gourmet,
specialty bacons that we deliver directly to your door each and every month, for that momentous and
joyful surprise that we all need to experience in life every 30 days or so.
You know as well as we do that you really do deserve a break and a personal taste of the “Good Life”
that comes from experiencing the very best bacons in all the land and we’re right here to help make
sure that you get it! Come see what all the “buzz” is about and finally free yourself, your taste-buds
and your digestive tract the hard-ship and horrors of consuming those lack-luster, mass-produced,
low quality pork portions that masquerade these days as real bacon at those national chain grocery
stores and bulk-buying “Mega-Mart” warehouse emporiums.
You deserve better, let us bring it to you!
Bacon Home / FAQ's / Bacon List
morning air as it seductively sizzles, in the pan or on the griddle, charmingly calling “come hither,”
with a casually captivating caress of your senses, drawing you to the breakfast table. How many
thousands of us have that magnetic moment permanently etched in our memories, waking up to the
smell of bacon? If there is a greater smell on Earth, I’ve personally never come across it!
Now when it comes to bacon, you don’t want to have to deal with anything all “fancy-shmancy,” very
refined, or sophisticated. A very wise man once said: When it comes to a truly great bacon club, there’
s nothing especially elegant or “boutique” about it! We agree.
By the same token however, we also understand that the majesty of modern technology and
corporate ‘bottom line” mentality have led to a whole world full of mass processed, low grade, poor
quality product being passed off as bacon, and you most certainly don’t want to come across this
“gook” at your breakfast time. We say, save that junk for the mass-produced, “99 cent” fast food
morning meals flying out of drive-thru windows at the speed of light each day. Hey, ...so pigs really
can fly!
This means we have a very important job to fulfill here. Search the world over for the very best,
premium quality bacons, accepting only the very freshest and finest bacons that can pass our
meticulous taste tests and rigorous quality assurance standards. Only the veritable “Cream of the
Crop,” that rise to the top of our uncompromising pre-requisites will ever be considered good enough
for our valued members and be allowed to proudly be presented to the public under the label
“Coastal Vineyards Gourmet Bacon Club!
Now, it seems that some people really don’t take bacon all that very seriously, and while we can’t
possibly comprehend that concept, we have to simply accept the fact and move forward taking care of
the needs of our loyal aficionados of the product, otherwise we might merely go crazy trying to figure
that one out!
So here’s just a few examples of some of the truly superior, prime quality, mouth-watering bacons
that you’ll receive each month as a member of “our” somewhat more serious and sincere bacon club,
which is continuously growing in leaps and bounds due to our diligent dedication and consistent
commitment to complete customer satisfaction:
Click here to see just the very beginning of the amazing awesome supreme quality, gourmet,
specialty bacons that we deliver directly to your door each and every month, for that momentous and
joyful surprise that we all need to experience in life every 30 days or so.
You know as well as we do that you really do deserve a break and a personal taste of the “Good Life”
that comes from experiencing the very best bacons in all the land and we’re right here to help make
sure that you get it! Come see what all the “buzz” is about and finally free yourself, your taste-buds
and your digestive tract the hard-ship and horrors of consuming those lack-luster, mass-produced,
low quality pork portions that masquerade these days as real bacon at those national chain grocery
stores and bulk-buying “Mega-Mart” warehouse emporiums.
You deserve better, let us bring it to you!
Bacon Home / FAQ's / Bacon List
| Welcome To Coastal Vineyards Gourmet Bacon Club The Most Popular Lunch Is A “B.L.T” Sandwich With Soup & The 9th Most Popular Dinner Is A Spinach Salad With Bacon & Cheese, Olives, Onions & Croutons. Hey, What Can We Say, By The Time Dinner Rolls Around Most People Are Pretty Darned Tired & Not Thinking Clearly Plus They’ve Already Eaten Bacon Twice That Day So We’re Willing To Be Understanding & Forgive Them! |
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