Need an idea for your bacon freak greeting card - steel one of these!  They were all
written by people just like you!
  • I HEARD THIS IS GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU A SQUIGGLY TAIL AFTER YOU
    EAT IT
  • With special attention to meeting your pork needs
  • Why bring home the bacon when you can have it delivered
  • PIG OUT, Bacon......mmm...bacon.  
  • Porky fatty tasty yummy greasy loving bacon...yahoo!
  • For the love of Bacon!!!
  • I HEARD THIS IS THE LATEST HOLLYWOOD DIET
  • Mmmmmm, bacon.....
  • Remember bacon fat rules!!
  • OINK! MEANS “ENJOY” IN PIG
  • Wish I could lounge around with you every Saturday and eat yummy bacon!
  • Thought you could use a little JOY in your life & some bacon for your brain
  • This bacon should provide essential nutrients to help you heal faster.  Get Well
    Soon!
  • YOU CAN EVEN USE THE BACON GREASE TO SLICK YOUR HAIR BACK
  • I enjoy the pig baby!!!, Doctors Orders - EAT BACON!
  • Happy Birthday, you bacon LOVER!!!
  • YOU’VE OFFICIALLY JOINED THE BIG PIG CLUB
  • Enjoy the bacon while you sing your bacon song.  Oink! Oink!
  • You can never have enough bacon!
  • To your bar-b-que and to your health!  PS Don't forget to butter your bacon!
  • YOU’RE NOT A PIGLET ANYMORE, SO EAT LIKE A REAL PIG
  • Too bad they don't have bacon flavored toothpaste......, Happy Birthday my
    baby! You are my bacon ; )
  • OINK! OINK! FATSO
  • TO MY FAVORITE LITTLE SUPER PIG, OINK! OINK!
  • You really can never have too much bacon., Happy porkday to you,  Happy
    porkday to you,  Happy porkday,  Happy porkday to you!
  • I love you bacon much!!!
  • Wishing you a hoggy Christmas
  • Merry Merry Bacon!!!!  
  • I always say, "better living with bacon!"
  • Hey Babe...    Want ma Bacon??!   
  • Happy Pigging Out!
  • I love when you pork me, let me return the favor
  • Everything is better with Bacon"
  • Happy V-Day, Sweetheart...I figured nothing could show I care like two pounds
    of heart attack wrapped up and delivered every month.